D. ÍÑIGO BRICEÑO OF THE CAVE, Captain general de la Atalacha of Scallop, anaquilador of alfaquíes and dockyards promoter, eminence in the Physicist and Chemist, doctor of Psychopathological Engineering.

Contemporary of the doctor Frankestein, friend of Nosferatus and of the Marquess of Sade.

Inventor of the human autogyro, the radioactive blood sausage and the invisible condom.